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We interrupt your previously prescheduled pre-programmed thought with this important news announcement!!

The Geminian has been sighted in or around blog sites everywhere!! Reports and sightings have come pouring in.

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Good news: there is not one, but two ways to put a chicken into a hypnotic trance!

Recently I was telling a friend that when I was young we used to put our uncle’s chickens to sleep by folding the bird’s head under a wing and then rocking it from side to side with a swaying motion. The chicken almost immediately starts breathing heavy and goes to sleep. Even if you set it down, it will stay with head under wing, snoozing.

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Obama, the candidate of change for President of the United States, has come up with a new idea. He seems quite concerned about what folks on the internet are saying about him. Being a liberal, his response to that is naturally to squelch those comments. Freedom of speach is only allowed when it favors him.

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Steve Jobs (Apple) recently announced that a new and improved version of the popular iPhone is ready for the market. That's good news and most people expect 'new and improved' to show up. Now, you may not agree with the next statement. The really good news is that the new model is going to be about $200 compared to the $600 that people have been paying for the first model.

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I confiscated 6 mobile phones to day in class. Every day I start with the rules. NO MOBILE PHONES IN CLASS. Unfortunately some students have their Chinese/English dictionary in their phone - but it is hard to determined what is being done on the phone in class.

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