Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there

Wake up now Jumbalaya wake up
Before that squiggle eats your soul
Comes from living on the stoop

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Men men
Make me spin
Bring me up
Bring me down again
Turn me inside out again

Pull of men
Like a moth to flame
Wrong one picked
You might go insane

No resisting
Its no use
There’s no gain

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Keep the faith against all
Who think small
Who believe you will fall
And don’t know how to stand tall.

Everyone never agrees
And some love to spread the disease
Of bringing your dreams to it’s knees

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I don’t know where to start
Make sure nothing falls apart
Make me want to fart
And taxes my poor heart.

Week is ending soon
Two more days to work the room
Make giant stacks of cash bloom
Work to avoid financial ruin.

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I went to my in laws today
It went the same way
As it has every other day
Bored to death and having to stay.

Try to be polite and kind
Can’t do it right every time
Sometimes I just lose my mind

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Look at those terrible plugs
That Steve got do you think he’s bugged
He should’ve stuck with the rug
Maybe we should give him a hug.

Poor Steve he thought this would take him
To greater heights with the women

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I saw the devil today
He walked right by and said HEY!
I said devil I see who you are now go away
He said Man don’t you know I’m here to the end of days?

What do you do here exactly? I said

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Oh Lane Oh Lane
Why are you a pain
Don’t you know it’s lame
To be so bully in the posting game
Zillion postings in a row with your name
It’s really quite insane.

If you don’t post it all in a row

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Here it comes
I going to be undone
I may have to become a nun
Just to deal with what comes.

Pressure building
Pressure cooker steaming
Hurry before everything starts unloading
Take cover the entire thing is exploding!

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Hey chicky come over here
Let me whisper in your ear
Buy you a bunch of beer
Take away all your fears.

Hey I’m not your type
That’s alright
Enough beers tonight
And I’ll look out of sight.

You don’t drink
Well that just stinks
Takes me to the brink
What if I buy you a mink?

That’s right I have money
I’m what you’re looking for honey
I’m even pretty funny
Even have a six pack tummy.

Does that help tonight
To forget I’m not your type
It really isn’t hype
Go with me and you’ll be more
Than alright.

I’m just looking for a chick
Who knows all the tricks
To keep my life hip
Even though I’m a drip

Won’t tell her more
Like how she’ll have to be my ho
How I won’t let her ever walk out the door
Make her sweep my dirty floors

For ever more.

Let her find out later
When feelings are greater
Then start telling her I hate her
After I capture the heart of this player.

So you want to go with me?
Step into my Porsche you’ll see
How great life will be
After you give your heart to me.

I’m going to make you mine
‘Till the end of time
Give you a life that’s fine
Never have to work the mine
Life filled with only good times.

Cool step right in
Don’t worry about the sin
This is where life begins
You’ve made the right decision.

Later…..

What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!
Thought you wanted to take my hand!
Walk with me forever through the sand!
Make me forever your man!

Piece of meat !
That’s all you see!
You just felt horny!
Think I’m too corny?!

Whatever I don’t care
Really wanted to pull your hair
Give you a life you couldn’t bear
Just go get on outta here
And no! you can’t have a beer!

See the art that goes with this poem at http://purplecrayonbrain.blogspot.com

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