So one of the things I like to do when I go into Rite Aid is flirt with Diana, my wife. When she's the one ringing me up and there's customers either behind me or next to me, I'll flirt. I'll say stuff like:
Alright...I did something today that I never thought I would do, and now I'm hooked. Ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm now a coffee drinker. I was up late last night and I was thinking..."I'm always tired. Maybe I should try some coffee in the morning. Everybody else does it. 200 million people can't be wrong, can they?"
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