There once was an old lady named Jeanne,
Who turned into a bit of a meanie,
When she found herself often performing the chores
Of others who preferred spending THEIR time outdoors,
Hoping their ta
Humor
Oregon Limerick
Does Abandon Have To Be A Negative Word?
Like fellow blogger, Family Fun & Faith, I have never cared for the word, abandon. In my mind, it always conjured up only negative visions.
However, just recently, I have come to the conclusion that there are many things in my life that actually need to be abandoned. There is not enough time left in my life to accomplish even a small fraction of the projects I have started and bogged down in over the years.
Humour the spice of life...
Humour the spice of life...
First published at Qassia:
1/ Sunday Edition:
The irate customer calling the local newspaper office loudly demanded to know where the 'Sunday edition' was?
The Chicago Cubs have not won the world series in 100 years
The start of April marks the start of the Major League Baseball season in the United States. For the Chicago Cubs this season marks 100 years since they have won the World Series. While in contrast the New York Yankees have won 26 World Series during the last 100 years.
Obama: Fire Imus
When liberal democrat talk-show host Don Imus referred to the Rutgers University girls basketball team as 'nappy-headed hos', he was quickly branded as a racial bigot and fired.
An ABC news article dated 4/11/07 takes us back into the thick of that situation and reveals some interesting things about Barrack Hussein Obama.
Cabin Fever
The restlessness people feel when they wish winter would end is often called Cabin Fever. In Michigan most people start too feel Cabin Fever in early March. After 5 months of winter you start too feel like your going crazy and just want it too warm up outside.
My View Of Valentines Day
I love in when I get a bite from any post that I do, like the one at What A Load Of Bullshit blog and I then submitted it to Qassia, which I recommend people to join, and it got voted D++, A being the highest (DOH), and these are some of the comments I received.
Humor, Blondie?
A lesser doctor would have been stumped by this perplexing problem!
Doc It Hurts All Over!
A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm,
ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts.
Move Jumbalaya MOVE!
Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there
Wake up now Jumbalaya wake up
Before that squiggle eats your soul
Comes from living on the stoop
Honesty Is Still The Best Policy
Once a manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life.
He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.













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