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Little Johnny

harvinder1 — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:36:35 -0700

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.

''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

If Titanic was made in India:

harvinder1 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:41:56 -0700

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

"EASY" MONEY IS "NO" MONEY

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:52:32 -0700

A guy named Ernest goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the friend's wife, Nadine, answers.

" Hi, is Patrick home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

SOLUTION! FENCE OR BRIDGE?

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:50:47 -0700

Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.

It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch.

BAD BIRDS OF A FEATHER

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:49:56 -0700

These 4 gentlement go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Niba," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

GOOD JUSTIFICATION, WRONG ACT

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:47:11 -0700

A lecturer takes 90 mins to explain to his students the various ills and side effects of alcohol and drugs. The lecturer concluded "keep away from alcohol and drugs, they are no good to you".

As he lecturer was about to leave, one student stood up in protest.

THE TIME TO STOP IS NOW.

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:45:49 -0700

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?

U JUDGE? U WILL BE JUDGED.

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:44:49 -0700

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

SHOW NO MERCY, EXPECT NO MERCY!

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:43:38 -0700

A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a large and steep hill. Thinking that perhaps there would be bear on the other side of the hill, he climbed up the steep incline and, just as he was pulling himself up over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose.

CLARITY IS NECESSITY

ferdy — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:40:06 -0700

CLARITY IS NECESSITY

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A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour,