There once was an old lady named Jeanne,
Who turned into a bit of a meanie,
When she found herself often performing the chores
Of others who preferred spending THEIR time outdoors,
Hoping their ta

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It should not be such a difficult trick
For a certifiable country hick
With a Physical Education degree
That qualified him for the ministry
To sit down and write a cute limerick.

(This is in response to Jellen's latest challenge.)

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There was once a blogger called Hutt,

Who found all the restaurants shut,

So he sat on the sidewalk and wrote our a limerick,

Dedicated to the starving and a king called Nick.

Looking for number 3?

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Like fellow blogger, Family Fun & Faith, I have never cared for the word, abandon. In my mind, it always conjured up only negative visions.

However, just recently, I have come to the conclusion that there are many things in my life that actually need to be abandoned. There is not enough time left in my life to accomplish even a small fraction of the projects I have started and bogged down in over the years.

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Yo to all my writer and BE friends:

Just got word that an article I submitted to FATE Magazine has been accepted -- I will get paid a whole $200. They pay 10 cents per word -- which is actualy good compared to some markets these days. FATE publishes paranormal type stories, which I like to write.

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Hey all:

I just received an e-mail from the folks over at "Soul Shelter" that an essay I submitted to their writing contest was judged as "runner up." My prize -- a gigantic $50!!

Fifty dollars is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, so I am grateful to the kind people at www.soulshelter.com for affording me this wonderful award.

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By Ken Korczak

A few years ago, I was hired by a mysterious, shadowy group of people, based mostly in Europe, to invent a new world religion, and build it from the ground up. I have to write this carefully because I am bound by a strict professional confidentiality agreement -- and to be honest, I’m somewhat nervous about sharing this story with you.

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Salmonella contaminated tomatoes have been associated with 228 illnesses in 23 states. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention still does not know the source of the contaminated tomatoes.

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Every once in awhile I’m getting a error here at BlogEvolve that says “This account has exceeded it’s CPU Quota.”

Also when I’m browsing different post I’m unable to access the post by clicking it’s title. I can access them by clicking it in the recent blog post section in the upper left corner. I can also access the articles by clicking on the comment button. Is anyone else having these kind of problems here.

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By Ken Korczak

I sold the first article I ever submitted. It was to Astronomy magazine. I sold the second article I ever submitted to Cat Fancy. The third article I submitted was accepted, too, by Reader's Digest.

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